real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
two kinds of people.
What the fck I’m squeaking
NO NOO nO onOOO
Reblogging so I remember to make ALL of these…
There is a god.
♡ rosy/christmas blog here! following back similar ♡
Beyonce confirming that Jay-Z knows what dat mouff do.